Showing posts with label courses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label courses. Show all posts

6/03/2011

Are all Golf Courses Basically the Same?

To all you non-golfers; It may appear on TV that all golf courses are the same. And, believe it or not, I once thought that too...at least for a period of time.

As some of you may know, I've played many, many different golf courses in my 20+ years on the links (including my quest to play all the public 18-holers in my state). But after you play so many, they tend to mesh together in your mind like a hodgepodge of flag sticks, sand traps, ponds and grass.

When you're new to the game of golf, typically you frequent one course that you feel comfortable on. And that level of comfort pretty much keeps you loyal until the day a golfing buddy invites you to play somewhere else. Going to that "new" course can be exciting and it will seem like everything is different - the scenery, the layout, all of it.

And in reality, it was all different. But then you play a another course and another and before you know it, they all start to look similar. Well, after playing at all these different places, I developed a problem:

If a person mentioned a particular course to me, I would quickly tell them, "Oh, I've played there and it was decent." When they'd follow-up with, "What did you like about it?" I would hesitate. I couldn't, for the life of me, remember any details of said course! I would try to remember - I'd think of a particular par 3 with a pond and 30 par 3's with ponds rushed into my mind.

So what did I do? Were all those courses I experienced - that I spent my hard-earned money on - lost somewhere in that vast (and mostly empty) noggin of mine? I prayed not. The solution? I began writing reviews for each course - complete with my own rating system - which seemed to jog the old memory!

Much of that system is still intact and can be found on golfstinks.com - except now I've gotten your input too. If you took the survey (see the results HERE), you had a say in how the rating system should work. I know there are more of you out there - golfers that love playing at different courses. Well, you'll never have to forget the details again - just rate and post a review for any of the thousands of courses in our database.

But, shameless plug aside, I think I've come full-circle. When I first started golfing, every course I played was unique. Then, eventually, one track bled into another. And now, I've learned to take notice, appreciate and file-away the idiosyncrasies of each place I visit.

I once penned an entire post on why golf is unique compared to the other sports - and one of the biggest reasons is no two courses are exactly alike. Think about that for a second. Football fields (both American and European) conform to exact specifications; baseball diamonds and hockey rinks do too. But not golf - every single course is unique to itself.

Of course, I knew this all along. But it sure is fun remembering it all over again! So don't just play golf...experience it. Travel, discover and enjoy - even if it's just to the course in the next county over.

5/27/2011

Golfstinks.com: The Best Course Database on the Web

For more than 18 months, the Golf Stinks blog has informed and entertained...and we're growing in readership everyday (thanks to you)!

One of the main reasons we created this blog was to convey the notion that you don't have to be good at this game to love it. The other reason was to have a voice for our forthcoming website, golfstinks.com.

Well, we've been hard at work developing said website and have recently launched a major component: Our Golf Course Database!

The database features more than 18,000 public and private courses in the United States! In addition, it includes nearly 2,000 courses in Canada, and a select few in 19 other countries!

You can access the database by using the search box "Golf Course Search" right in our blog (on the right-hand side above our Facebook widget). This means no more Google searches looking for course websites, phone numbers or greens fees. Instead, you can get all that info (plus much more) - all while perusing your favorite golf blog!

Hands down, we think our database is the best way to search for golf courses - both via the web or on your mobile device. We can't wait for you to check it out!

And stay-tuned, because golfstinks.com is far-more than a course database - we're developing the best golf-related site on the web and now you too can "join the golf revolution" RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW for free!

Once you join, you can create a golf bio (this isn't a PGA Tour golf bio, it's for average hacks like you and me), search courses and post reviews for them too! We're in beta, so you may find a few glitches, but rest assured we'll be working to prefect this on a daily basis (and we'll be adding more features soon to boot)!

Golfstinks.com: Join, search courses, play golf, yell fore. Done.

4/27/2011

Golf and the Environment...Enough Already!

Dear golfers of the world,

Haven't we heard enough about eco-this and eco-that? The tree-huggers already have a day dedicated to the well-being of the planet: Earth Day...and it was last Friday - I think we're good till next year, no?

It's bad enough Al Gore is running around like Chicken Little yelling the sky is falling, but now the "green" movement is encroaching on our golf games to boot.

First the environmentalists complained that golf courses messed up the local wildlife (big deal - it's not like the golf industry is BP). Then they observed that it takes a ton of water to keep a course green...not to mention a ton of chemicals (so there's a little chemical run-off - who drinks out of a stream anymore anyway)? I mean, what's next - outrage over the billions and billions of lost golf balls littering the planet? The gas used in our carts? The trees chopped to accommodate an additional 18 holes?

Don't even get me started on all the "eco-golf" websites out there: Places like Turfhugger, Golf & Environment and...of all sites to jump on the bandwagon; Golf Stinks...with posts HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE - about...yep, you guessed it...Golf and the freaking environment. When will it end?

Well, it appears no time soon. If the aforementioned wasn't eco-nauseous enough, the hippies over at Golf Refugees have developed "a set of environmental golf rules." Apparently, they feel they have the cojones large enough to petition the the USGA and R&A to alter the Rules of Golf to accommodate their new eco-rules - what silliness!

I'm so sick of hearing that golf is made up of a bunch of rich fat cats that don't care about the environmental impacts of the game they love. I say the exact opposite is true: We've taken what was once useless wilderness and turned it into something for everyone to use (well, that is...everyone that has the prim and properness to wear chinos and a collared shirt; frivolously spend on the latest golf balls, shoes and gloves; fork over a small fortune on greens fees; spend hundreds - in some cases thousands - on a decent set of golf clubs; and have a car to put it all in...preferably something with 8 cylinders that comfortably fits 7).

So please don't let all this eco-hype fool you. Golf courses are doing nothing wrong and there's no such thing as global warming. Just go about your business as usual and I hope to see you all at your local course this weekend (just ignore those yellow "caution pesticide application" signs on each tee-box - they're totally hog wash)!

Sincerely,
The Traditional Golf Industry


Author's Note: Unless your head's completely up your ass, you've realized this post is nothing but satire. That being said, it's time the powers that be in the golf industry get their heads out of their asses.

If we want our kids and our grand kids to enjoy this game, we need to make some changes ASAP. The guys over at Golf Refugees are on to something with their eco-rules - it's a lofty goal, but a necessary one. And if we can't change the rules immediately, how about an eco-tournament on the pro-tour? Just one tour stop a year where there's an eco-centric theme (perhaps it's played on a course that doesn't use pesticides).

Many people point to golf as a sport that's detrimental to the environment. Let's change that. God knows, this game can use all the help it can get.

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