Golfstinks' Most Hilarious Blog Posts of ALL TIME

Believe it or not, it will be two years this Sunday that the Golf Stinks Blog launched into a profusion of snarky editorials and hilarious observations about the golf industry, the PGA Tour and the mainstream sports media that cover this fine game.

So get your party hats on because in celebration of dos a�os de diversi�n loca, we're re-posting our top 5 knee-slapers of all time - those LMFAO gems that golfers of all skill levels can enjoy!

So without further adieu...

Number 5

Me, Swing Advice and a Nervous Breakdown - Back in 2010, an extremely overwhelming issue of Golf Magazine convinces Stinky Golfer Greg that swing tips on the printed page make about as much sense as wearing waders in the desert. He wants to know what ever happened to good old fashioned lessons from your pro?

Number 4

Attention Public Golf Courses: Make Room for Judge Smails - After reading a study that reveals private courses are changing over to public courses more frequently due to the economy, Stinky Golfer Greg decides to acquaint his hoity-toity golfing brethren with muni course etiquette.

Number 3

Golf Gadgets; WTF? (Part 1) - In part 1 of this 2-part series, Stinky Golfer Pete takes a jeering look at the ridiculousness of golf training aids.

Number 2

Ten Sure-Fire Signs You're In for a Long Afternoon on the Golf Course - While just walking from the clubhouse to the first tee, Stinky Golfer Greg provides tell-tale observations that should make you think twice about teeing off that day!

Number 1

Golf and A Wife: A Tale of Three Women In One (Part 3) - What happens when one day, your non-golfing spouse asks to join you on the links? As Stinky Golfer Chris' worst golf nightmare nearly comes true, he remains calm, cool and collected while adverting what would have been certain disaster.




Well, wasn't that a good way to help celebrate our 2nd birthday?

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Golf...Can't Live With It, Can't Live Without It.

Why is this game so complicated? In order to answer that question we need to take a look back at its roots. We need to understand the foundation it was raised on.

So, when you combine something like single-malt scotches, bagpipes and skirts...excuse me...kilts, there's your answer...just kidding! But I have an inkling that the scotch was fundamental in creating golf.

The complexity of this game always amazes me. You can run yourself ragged one day on the course and the next day it's a walk in the park. I guess all those sayings golfers have are true. Here's a few of my favorites:

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can�t see him laughing.

I�m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they�d come up sliced.

Golf is a game in which you yell �fore,� shoot six, and write down five.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Golf can drive me nuts and bring me joy at the same time and I guess it's this love-hate relationship that keeps me coming back.

Hit'em long...yell FORE!!! When's this snow gonna melt...?

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