How Golf Gimmicks Really Work

A little over a week ago, Stinky Golfer Chris posted about purchasing his first golf gimmick. Chris joked in the headline; "I bought my first golf gimmick...or did I?" - suggesting he wasn't really sure if he had just bought a gimmick or not.

That's the thing with gimmicks - you're never really sure if they will work. Did you just shave strokes off your game or were you just the next sucker? After all, they say there's one born every minute.

In any event, we posted Chris' story on all of our social media sites with the caption; "Can this golf gimmick actually work?" That elicited a decent amount of responses, including those who were certain Chris got screwed; and those who were equally certain the product worked. But perhaps the most intriguing answer was: "It will work if you want it to."

Think about that for a second. "It will work if you want it to." I don't know about you, but this provided me one of those "ah-ha!" moments. For me, reading that statement put the whole golf gimmick thing in perspective. Sure, the person who left that comment was probably suggesting mind-over-matter (e.g. if you truly believe something will work, it will).

But beyond convincing yourself that it will work, all the gimmick needs to do is focus you on the task at hand - in this case, improving your golf game. The rest comes down to how much time you want to spend practicing. Let me give you an example: Let's say you buy a golf gadget that trains you to move the club along the correct swing path. Regardless of what feature the gadget uses to get you on the right path, it inevitably forces you to focus on your swing. And the more you focus, logic dictates the better you will become.

So in this sense, weeks of practicing with any golf gimmick will probably help you be more consistent - but it's not the gimmick that's doing the trick, rather it's the practicing. It makes sense: The more you believe in a product, the more you will practice to get the desired results. But if you suspect you've bought a gimmick, you will cease practicing fairly quickly and proclaim the product a bunch of BS.

We can apply this theory to most golf gimmicks: Wanting to believe it works leads to more practice, which ultimately leads to better results. But what about in the case of Stinky Golfer Chris' gimmick? He purchased one of those hologram balance bracelets...how do you "practice" with that? I guess he would just have to wear it and see if it works. And here again, it may be mind-over-matter: If you believe it works, it will.

So Chris will be wearing his bracelet out on the course in a few weeks to see if he was one of the 525,600 suckers born in 1974. And seeing as I was also born in that year; and seeing as I also purchased one of those bracelets...there may very well be two suckers on the tee that day.

Here's to impulse decisions and mind-over-matter!

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Softball is Killing My Golf Swing...and I'm Cool With It

My softball team stinks. Seriously, we have just one win on the year compared to 8 losses. Last night, we had our proverbial asses handed to us 22 - 0 by the third-place team in our league. Twenty-two to nothing! How do you not score a run in softball? Mercifully, we were mercy-ruled in the fifth inning.

In the fourth, the other team scored 11 runs (which made it 22 - 0). The second-to-last batter up that inning actually tried to get out on purpose! He lazily swung at the 0-1 offering and tapped it back to our pitcher...who promptly let it slip through his legs.

During that fourth inning, I stood there at shortstop, vaguely aware of the train of players running past me to third and then to home. I was zoning out; my mind elsewhere as a Keystone-Cop routine was unfolding among my teammates around me. While they were chasing, booting and dropping softballs all over the field, I was two days in the future; in the middle of a fairway staring-down a 130-yard approach to a small green and well-positioned pin.

It was a happy daydream...until I took my swing. For some reason, I was using a baseball grip and I lined the ball into the left woods. No doubt it would have been a sharp single in the game I was actually playing, but in my golf dream-sequence, it was OB and a two-stroke penalty.

Now don't get me wrong, I like softball. But I couldn't help thinking in that moment; is it worth ruining my golf swing over? I was asked to join this softball team mid-season last year and only played 6 games with them (they were terrible then too). I played baseball as a kid, but stopped after Babe Ruth league so I could join my high school golf team. When I got older, I always avoided playing softball in fear of it screwing up my golf swing (though Stinky Golfer Chris has played softball for years and doesn't really complain about it messing with his swing).

Anyway, I threw caution to the wind and decided to play a full softball season this year. After all, I hadn't noticed much of a change on the links at the end of last season, but this year my golf game has really slipped (my average is down about 4 or 5 strokes). I can't help but wonder if it's all due to my softball swing? I've searched online for an answer and the majority of people say the two swings can have adverse effects on each other (coincidentally, serious softball and baseball players worry that golf will damage their baseball swings).

Here's the thing though; I'm not sure I care anymore! Sure I want to play better golf, but let's face it; I'm not qualifying for any tours in the near future. I've spent most of my adult life playing one sport; never letting myself indulge in any other sport in fear I may compromise my golf game in some way, shape or form. Well, not anymore. I think I'm just going to have to deal with losing a few strokes off my golf game - or, if it really matters to me, start going to the range more so I can curb the effects from my baseball swing.

I love golf, but we've all heard the saying "act your age." That being said, I think it's time I started acting like the average hack that I am - which means not taking my flubs and duffs too seriously and for goodness sake, not worring about losing my golf "touch" on the softball diamond (even if my team is the Bad News Bears reincarnated).

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