Showing posts with label tchotchkes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tchotchkes. Show all posts

1/18/2012

What is Golf Art?

My post last week about that golf bag telephone really got me thinking about why these golf nicknacks are created in the first place. And then it occurred to me that these things are, technically speaking anyhow, a form of art.

A telephone in the shape of a golf bag is art you say?

My wife has a BFA (Bachelor of Fine Arts). She's always said; "if the person who created it calls it art, then it's art." It doesn't matter if it's just a canvas splattered with paint shot out of a cannon at 500 paces - if the guy lighting the canon fuse calls it art, then we're perfectly justified in hanging it on our wall.

So let's get back to my golf bag telephone for a second. Pat from New York (who emailed me to win said phone last week) considers it art, even though I didn't. He plans on displaying it in his house with pride. And for Pat, it's not just static art, but it's functional art too (after all, it's a phone to boot). Pour yourself a glass of wine, pull up a chair and admire it, Pat!

But let's face it, when we think about golf, we think about things like the tours, or courses, or clubs & balls. When we think about the golf industry, apparel and equipment retailers come to mind. But we forget that this multi-billion dollar industry includes a place for art too. And I'm not just talking about the golf bag telephone anymore.

Take a look at the images below:




That, my friends, is golf art. I spied those at a touristy-type store in the historic district of Albuquerque. Both are created using golf things (parts of a club, a ball, tees - even the crown on the bird's head in the top photo is pieces of a soft spike)! It takes a certain breed to put those kinds of tchotchkes in your home, and I'm not among them. But you can't deny, it's art.

Of course, art also includes paintings and there is no shortage of golf paintings out there - observe the two distinctly different ones below:



My eye was drawn to painting on top, while my wife (the artist) chose the one on the bottom as being attractive.

And what about the subject in the aforementioned paintings - the courses. Are they not art in and of themselves? Walking down a quiet fairway on a perfect day - as far as I'm concerned, when you're on the golf course, you're surrounded in amazing art. The way the green distinguishes itself from the fairway and rough; the gorgeous vista from the tee; a ball that softly landed a foot from the cup - to me, this is all art - and I'm sure the course designer considered it as much. Heck, one could argue that the new forged wedge in my bag is a work of art! (OK, maybe I'm getting a little carried away).

But let's try to answer my original question: What is golf art? Perhaps an appropriate way to answer that would be to rearrange the question into a statement...

Golf is art.

1/11/2012

What To Do With Your Crappy Golf Gifts?

It happens every Christmas without fail...Someone (typically a non-golfer) will give me a crappy, useless golf gift that will just clutter-up my attic. Oh, they mean well, but they should know better.

"But my co-worker (or neighbor, or cousin or concubine) loves golf. Why shouldn't I buy them that little desktop golfer figurine with the plaid pants?"

I think the answer is obvious: Because regardless of if they like golf or not, a little golfer figurine for your office is just plain stupid.

For me, this past holiday was no different (see photo below).


Yes, that is what it looks like: A golf bag telephone. Let me restate that: A foot and a half tall golf bag telephone. OK, I know what you're thinking; It's the thought that counts.

But seriously, where am I supposed to put that thing? First off, I don't even have a home phone line, so actually using it is out. Secondly, even if I could use it, there'd be no space left on my desk to do any work!

So what should I do with it? Is there a place you can send all your kitsch to have it recycled? If only.

I ran across a mommy blogger complaining about holiday tchotchkes she received as gifts and one commenter suggested to donate the stuff to Goodwill. That's actually not a bad idea - I'll bet someone will get excited over this thing.

Of course, there are a plethora of golfers who read this blog. Perhaps one of you can use this to complete that golf-themed den you've been working on for the past 10 years?

So here's the deal: Email me at greg@golfstinks.com if you want this phone (include your snail mail address)! If I get multiple requests (doubtful, but you never know) then I'll randomly choose someone. If I don't get any requests (entirely plausible), then it's off to the Goodwill.

Upon which, one of my crazy aunts will probably stumble across it, buy it and re-gift it to me for next Christmas.


A few notes on this phone: It didn't come in a box, so there are no instructions. And since I don't have a landline, I haven't actually checked that it works. It seems to be in rather good condition though. Hey, what do you want for free?

**UPDATE! Congrats to Pat from New York - he was one of several people (believe it or not) interested in owning the golf bag telephone! According to Pat, the phone is going to reside in his "downstairs recreation area." Enjoy it Pat - obviously you'll get more use out of it than I would have!**

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