You Carry WHAT in your Golf Bag?

Several years ago, I was in the middle of hacking up a course with a few of my golfing buddies. We're standing on a secluded tee-box somewhere on the back nine, when one of my pals announces he'll be right back.

He walks over to his golf bag, unzips one of the pockets, reaches in and pulls out [I kid you not] a roll of toilet paper. A few seconds pass as the rest of us stand there with bewildered looks on our faces.

Finally, Stinky Golfer Chris breaks the silence and exclaims: "Dude, we're about to tee-off. We're not gonna wait for you to take a dump in the woods!"

"No, no. It won't take long," our golfing buddy assures us, as he begins to head into the underbrush. "It's only a courtesy wipe."

Only a courtesy wipe. As gross and ridiculous as that sounded, the rest of us knew what he meant and why he meant it. In fact, I'm pretty sure we all collectively thought the same thing: "Hmmm. A courtesy wipe. That's actually not a bad idea."

As I watched my friend trudge back out of the woods and grab his driver, I pondered (in addition to making a mental note to not shake his hand or high-five him after the round was over) was it really that crazy to carry a roll of toilet paper in your golf bag? And for that matter, what else should I be carrying in there that I currently am not?

Flash-forward to present day and I believe I now have a golf bag stocked with the essentials (the trick is to carry what you need without adding any significant weight): First, there's the obvious stuff: Balls (I usually carry a dozen - hey, you never know when you'll have a bad day), tees (20 or so), a stainless steel water bottle; sunscreen; an umbrella; and a wind breaker. Oh, and I also carry the rain hood that came with my bag. We all carry that stupid thing, don't we? I'm not sure why - It's not very practical to put on and take off and I rarely play in the rain (which now makes me wonder if I really need the umbrella).

Anyway, on to the not so obvious stuff: I carry a few band-aids (you never know when a callus will crack or a blister will form). A divot-repair tool (I have a neat one from Victorinox); Two cigars (and a lighter); An extra pencil; a couple extra soft spikes; and a never warn waterproof Srixon floppy hat (eh, I got it for free). I used to carry the rules of golf booklet too, but have since replaced that with the app version. Oh and get this - I carry a gag exploding golf ball...seriously - This thing bursts into a powdery cloud when struck. The same one has been in my bag for 10 years (I'm still waiting for the perfect time to pull the old ball switcheroo on someone).

So, that's what I'm packing (still no TP though). And actually, now that I've created this list, I remember I need to put some Tylenol or Advil in my bag too (crap...I'm getting old).

What's in your golf bag?

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It's Raining Cats, Dogs and Golf Balls...

The good thing about springtime is golf season starts again. The bad thing is it tends to rain...a lot. It seems almost cruel that you've been waiting all winter for the snow to melt, the ground to thaw and the temps to warm just enough to begin the season and then BAM - a perfectly good golfing day is ruined by April (and many times May) showers.

But as I was looking at my golf bag the other day, I noticed the rather large (60" spread) umbrella attached to it. It's not as if I've never noticed it before, I mean, I've been playing this game for over 20 years and my golf bag has ALWAYS featured a golf umbrella (actually, they keep getting larger and I'm already eyeing a 68" one for my next bag).

The ironic thing is, I rarely use my golf umbrella on the course. Unless I get caught in the rain (which hardly ever happens), the umbrella stays sheathed and fastened along the side of the bag. In fact, all my old golf umbrella's end up being used far more frequently off the course - usually when I walk the dog in the rain.

Interestingly, despite the infrequent use, golf umbrella's are massive compared to other models - it's as if we golfers melt when wet (as long as one guy is carrying a big golf umbrella that can protect several people, the foursome can be saved)! Think about it though, some golfers try to avoid rain like it's the plague. For example, if there's even a hint of mist falling before a round, my phone will light-up with the inevitable text from Stinky Golfer Chris: "Rain. I'm out."

Shoot man, I wouldn't mind still trying to get the round in! I mean, I've got the big umbrella. Ah, but have you ever tried to carry a golf umbrella for 18-holes? Believe me, it gets annoying. But I'm willing to muddle through if it means playing the game I love. Of course, if it's pouring, the course becomes a swamp - and that's no fun either.

And then there's the thunder storms. OK, these are more of a summer phenomenon than spring, but this is one time I don't want to be on the course (my dad actually knew someone struck and killed by lightning while on the course). But if it's not an electrical storm and as long as it's not coming down in buckets, I'm game - let's put that behemoth umbrella to use!

So here's the poll - tell us if you play in the rain. Oh and BTW, that's me (teeing-off) along with the elusive Stinky Golf Chris, photographed on an extremely rare occasion (see photo at top).

Do you Golf in the Rain?

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