Golf Libs

Yep, you got it! Mad libs Golfstinks style. If you don't know the rules, here's a quick breakdown:

1. Print this post (use "share" button at the bottom of the post).

2. Fill in the blanks with a corresponding word that matches the description (i.e. noun:____ = pen)

3. Finally, take what you have filled in the blanks with and fill the story in with the corresponding word.

4. (Optional) For killing time on a Friday afternoon: Print multiple copies, pass around the office, compare stories and LYFAO!

So, let's have a go at it...
noun:____
number:____
noun:____
adjective:____
noun:____

Holy (noun)! That drive must have been close to (number) yards. I really knocked the (noun) out of that (adjective) (noun)!

Are we having fun yet? That was just a little warm up for you. Here's one a tad more complex:

explicit adjective:______
noun:_____
explicit adjective:_____
noun person:_____
adjective:_____
noun person:_____
noun:_____
noun plural:_____
noun:_____
adjective:_____
interjection/exclamation:_____
verb past tense:_____
noun plural:______
famous golfer:_____
explicite adjective:_____
noun:_____

My (explicit adjective) (noun) breaks my (explicit adjective) balls every time I want to golf. She says it makes me angry and intolerable. So, I called up my good friend (noun person) and we hit the links. My first tee shot was so (adjective), I surprised myself. (noun person) was shocked too. "Man, I never see you hit your (noun) like that before." It must have been the new (noun plural) I just picked up. As we approached the (noun), I decided to use my (adjective) wedge considering it was so close. (interjection/exclamation)! I can't believe I (verb past tense) that shot up. These new (noun plural) suck! I tell myself to relax and think. "What would (famous golfer) do? With that in mind, I set-up the next shot. "You gotta be be (explicit adjective) kidding me...again?!?!" I was so mad I broke my (noun) and went home.

Maybe, my (explicit adjective) (noun) was right.

exclamation:_____

Hit'em long...yell (exclamation)!!!

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