You Carry WHAT in your Golf Bag?

Several years ago, I was in the middle of hacking up a course with a few of my golfing buddies. We're standing on a secluded tee-box somewhere on the back nine, when one of my pals announces he'll be right back.

He walks over to his golf bag, unzips one of the pockets, reaches in and pulls out [I kid you not] a roll of toilet paper. A few seconds pass as the rest of us stand there with bewildered looks on our faces.

Finally, Stinky Golfer Chris breaks the silence and exclaims: "Dude, we're about to tee-off. We're not gonna wait for you to take a dump in the woods!"

"No, no. It won't take long," our golfing buddy assures us, as he begins to head into the underbrush. "It's only a courtesy wipe."

Only a courtesy wipe. As gross and ridiculous as that sounded, the rest of us knew what he meant and why he meant it. In fact, I'm pretty sure we all collectively thought the same thing: "Hmmm. A courtesy wipe. That's actually not a bad idea."

As I watched my friend trudge back out of the woods and grab his driver, I pondered (in addition to making a mental note to not shake his hand or high-five him after the round was over) was it really that crazy to carry a roll of toilet paper in your golf bag? And for that matter, what else should I be carrying in there that I currently am not?

Flash-forward to present day and I believe I now have a golf bag stocked with the essentials (the trick is to carry what you need without adding any significant weight): First, there's the obvious stuff: Balls (I usually carry a dozen - hey, you never know when you'll have a bad day), tees (20 or so), a stainless steel water bottle; sunscreen; an umbrella; and a wind breaker. Oh, and I also carry the rain hood that came with my bag. We all carry that stupid thing, don't we? I'm not sure why - It's not very practical to put on and take off and I rarely play in the rain (which now makes me wonder if I really need the umbrella).

Anyway, on to the not so obvious stuff: I carry a few band-aids (you never know when a callus will crack or a blister will form). A divot-repair tool (I have a neat one from Victorinox); Two cigars (and a lighter); An extra pencil; a couple extra soft spikes; and a never warn waterproof Srixon floppy hat (eh, I got it for free). I used to carry the rules of golf booklet too, but have since replaced that with the app version. Oh and get this - I carry a gag exploding golf ball...seriously - This thing bursts into a powdery cloud when struck. The same one has been in my bag for 10 years (I'm still waiting for the perfect time to pull the old ball switcheroo on someone).

So, that's what I'm packing (still no TP though). And actually, now that I've created this list, I remember I need to put some Tylenol or Advil in my bag too (crap...I'm getting old).

What's in your golf bag?

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Prepping For The New Season

It's late March and for the first time in 2011 I was invited to play 9. I politely declined. Why? Well, it's still just too cold. While the sun was shining and there was not a cloud in the sky, the temps barely rose above 40 degrees. And as I've mentioned before, I don't play if the temps are below 50 degrees.

But being asked to play today has made me realize how close golf season actually is. Additionally, it had made me realize how unprepared I was! Practicing over the winter, equipment, apparel...I see now that I had better get on the stick! So I got started right away.

I'm all set with the basics - clubs and a bag. Although my bag, well one of the legs anyway, is in rough shape, it will hold up fine for this season. The clubs have only a half-season on them, so those are fine also. But I'm sure going to need something to hit, right? So balls are the first thing on my list. Turns out, this is a nice time to buy golf balls! I found myself a couple of boxes of Callaway Diablos, normally $25 to $30 for a box of 12 that must have been left over from last season, for only $13! Hopefully I'll have the same luck with some of the other accessories I still need.

Next on the list for me are new shoes. I've been kicking myself since attending the Connecticut Golf Show last weekend and not taking advantage of the deals some of the retailers were touting. I've been pushing the same pair of Foot-Joy's for a while now and it's certainly time to let them go - No more just changing the spikes.

Last, but certainly not least, is practice. I simply haven't practiced enough this winter. I've only been to the indoor facility twice, and one of those times was just to play the simulator with my kids! So I haven't worked on my swing, drives, short game, putting...nothing! Now, as you may or may not know by now, I don't particularly care how well I play. But, I do want to at least give myself a chance and somewhat appear to know what I'm doing. Will that happen without any off-season work? I'd rather not find out. So it looks like I'll be planning a last-second trip or two to the range.

So, for us golfers here in the Northeast, the season is right around the corner. Hopefully, you're better prepared for it than I am. And for those of you living where there is no off-season, aren't you glad you don't have to go through this every year?

Swing 'til you're happy!

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