You Look Like You're Going Golfing?!

Do you ever watch Curb Your Enthusiasm? If not, you should. If you do, do you remember that episode when Larry tells people he's not golfing, but he dresses in khakis and a polo so everyone thinks he's lying? Despite his explanation that he just likes the outfit, no one believes him. It's a great episode.

Funny thing happened today. I'm in a store with my kids when one of them says to me "I think that guy is going golfing." I ask what makes him think that. Sure enough, the answer is "Look what he's wearing." So I look over and, of course, find a guy wearing.., yup, you guessed it...khakis and a polo. That situation immediately makes me think of the "Curb" episode.

But, thinking into the situation even further, I start to realize that several days a week, this could be me as well. I go to work looking like this many times. It's a pair of khakis or dress slacks and either a button-down shirt or a polo. On the days I choose to go with the polo, even my boss would make comments - "You golfing after work?" or "What, do you plan on leaving early today?"

But I guess that's good for a few reasons. One being, even if I am going golfing, I can lie to a person with whom I may not feel like playing golf. I can simply say "No, I'm not playing today. I'm working."

But seriously, dressing that way does give me the ability to be ready to hit the links at any moment. I can get a call at work, and within minutes of leaving, I'm on the first tee! When the phone rings, it's like Batman seeing the Bat Signal!

I think that's a testament to looking at golf as an every man's game rather than with the "rich man's game" connotation. The fact that any one of us can pretty much step away from our desks and step onto a golf course, doing not much more than changing our shoes, speaks volumes to the access we all have to this great game. Sure, it's not an inexpensive sport, but if you play the right courses, it's not exactly a bank-breaker either.

So keep in mind for next year to get yourself a few extra polo's. Wear 'em to work, keep one in your car, do whatever you gotta do to be prepared. Then, you too can be Batman!

Swing 'til you're happy!

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