Golf Clubbin'

So I figured I would help boost some TV ratings and present a little something different to today's reality TV show viewers. This feat will be accomplished by combining the Golf Channel's "Big Break" and let's say...oh I don't know...MTV's "Jersey Shore". Ladies and Gent's I present to you "Golf Clubbin'!"

A reality show that embraces polar opposites and forces them to co-exist. We can use the existing cast of JS and put them in various golf situations such as working in an upscale, pretentious golf club or caddying for a pro. Perhaps even challenging them to a round where they must make the cut or be subjected to some sort of embarrassment.

I can see it now... some dialogue from the first episode:

Scene opens with Mike "The Situation" pounding on the bathroom door very early in the a.m.

Mike: Paulie! Could you f@#$in' hurry up in there. We've been waiting for forty-five friggin' minutes. We're gonna be late on our first friggin' day! There's gonna be a situation if you don't hurry up!

Paulie: Chill bro, I'm doin' my hair! They gave us a 1200 watt hair dryer...I need at least 1600.

Vinnie: What the f@#$ is wrong with you Paulie? Where the hell is Ronnie?

Camera cuts to the girls room:

Snookie: Ok, so let me get this straight. I hold the shaft with both hands and rest my head next to the ball- give it a swing and that's called a stroke?

J Woww: I dunno... I think that's what the book says...

Sammy: Jeez, all this talk about shafts, balls, and head is killing me...where's Ronnie?

Aw man, this could be great. I know, I know...idiotic... but nonetheless entertaining.

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