I Dream of Golf

I�m in a frenzy! I�m running late and the chances are 50/50 that I make my tee-time. I�ve got a 35 minute drive to the course I�m playing this morning and I can�t afford any delays! I overslept. I didn�t have breakfast. I�m not wearing pants. I don�t have time to stop for a coffee. I can�t�.wait, what? Holy crap!! I�m not wearing pants!! How the hell do I leave the house without pants on?!

OK, no time to question that right now. If I push down a little harder on the gas, I�ll have a second to stop by my mother�s house which is right around the corner from the course. Surely, for some unexplainable reason, she�ll have a pair of pants for me to use. But to my disappointment, I find that all of my pants are dirty and wrinkled. I don�t stop to try and understand why my dirty pants are here in the first place considering I no longer live here and my old bedroom has been turned into an office. But now, thinking about it further, not only do I no longer live here�neither does my mother. However, we�re here now and that�s all that matters.

So pantsless, I dig through drawers and closets in an effort to find something to wear over my boxers. My mother is no help. She just can�t understand why I�m so frantic! Funny thing is she doesn�t even question the whole no-pants thing. It�s almost like it�s happened before.

And then, right in the middle of a red-faced, half-naked rage....I woke up. What was all that about? As far as I know, I�ve never left the house without pants. Well, not that I know of anyway. I was known to sleep-walk as a child so anything could have happened back then.

But as ridiculous as this dream was, it wasn�t THAT ridiculous. Some parts of this dream correlate well with reality. For instance, in the dream, the course I was headed to was the actual course I was playing the next morning. Also, I�m always running late. Ask anyone. And in a very strange coincidence, I did oversleep the following morning. I didn�t have time to eat breakfast. And I didn�t have time to stop for a coffee. But I did have time, and remembered, to put on pants.

Although I�ve been playing for twelve years, this is the first time I remember dreaming of anything golf related. It was a fun dream, and a few parts of it actually went on to happen!

Now surely I'm not the only one so enamored with this game that I'm dreaming about it, right? Got a good golf dream? Share it with us!

Me, I�m going to try really hard next weekend to dream of breaking 90! Wish me luck!

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