Golf And Morality.

Most of us know that golf is a pretty honorable game. We've seen pro's call penalty's on themselves when they could have gotten away with it. Not for nothing, it makes me wonder how much they actually did get away with. We've also seen that amongst amateurs as well. The image golf portrays is that of honesty and an overall sense of doing the right thing.

What I want to know is: Do we carry these morals and ethics of golf into real life? I'd like to think so. Generally, we are good people. Why wouldn't we be? So, to really answer that question I've devised a little questionnaire to help us hacks pin-point what kind of person we are. Let's begin.

1) Where were you the day your child was born?

A. With the mother of our child.
B. At the bar.
C. At the golf course.

(If you are the mother and answered B or C...you are a trooper and my hero!)

2) Where were you on your child's 1st birthday?

A. With the kid.
B. At the bar.
C. At the golf course.

3) Where were you on your wedding day?

A. With my spouse.
B. At the bar.
C. At the golf course.

If you answered A to all of the questions, you are a good person and golf is proud to have you as a member of it's community.

If you answered B to all of the questions...you need help.

If you answered C to all of the questions, you are an avid golfer and an asshole.

Hit'em long...Yell FORE!!!

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